Why did the cinema need to use the toilet when it could do what other dem senators do and pee on their constituents?
Happy Wednesday everyone. Another great day in the People’s Republic of Biden. Where every day great unity leads us on the path of chaos.
But before we dive in, it’s time for seven jokes. Not to be confused with the CNN lineup.
A Florida teacher has been arrested for having sex with a student in her car on multiple occasions. When asked about this, she said that this is not sex. She was showing the child how to use a stick.
He has been fired, though a school-wide petition demands that he still teach driver’s ed.
Katie Couric will be on the NBC ‘Today’ show in October. 19, CBS . will not face restrictions like
Katie Couric is being called a “misogynist” for her new memoir, in which she trashes other women and glosses over her connections with perverts like Matt Lauer and Jeffrey Epstein. Defenders say this is unfair, and point to her charity work for the Ted Bundy Foundation.
When told that she was being called an anti-woman by other women, she replied “tell those bitches to shut up and make me a sandwich.”
Actress Slash has been comedian Slash, Sarah Silverman, criticizing Hollywood for portraying non-Jewish actors playing Jewish characters as an example of “Jew-face”. What kind of nuanced opinion would you expect from an artist wearing blackface.
Vice President Kamala Harris finally sold her DC condo for $1.85 million. Bad news for Kamala? According to a new Democrat bill, the new buyer owes him nothing because the condo will pay for itself.
Meghan Trainor and her husband admitted to having two toilets next to each other so they could go to the bathroom at the same time. Whereas the extra toilet is an addition in Brian Stelter’s bathroom.
And that’s “Greg’s 7 Jokes!”
So what happened to all the progressive women who once cared about women? Especially women in power. well, it all goes, if you’re not their a kind of woman. Sudden suppression is necessary!
Here’s our favorite sack of bad potatoes — Joy Behar — explaining why activists had to head to the bathroom to face Senator Cinema.
Joy Behar, Tuesday: Cinema is MIA everywhere! He’s not around. They ask him to have a meeting; They are trying to get him on the phone. He’s not… He’s like a missing person. So this is the only option they have.
Dan Gaynor: Cinema, Manchin were harassed and Liberal Media cheers activists
It’s easy for him to say. No one has the courage to follow Joy Behar. Talk about a death wish: six feet of distance versus that blast radius? This is the only time I agree with Fauci about wearing multiple masks.
So it’s okay for Saina to be MIA to bully her in the bathroom. By Joy’s logic, right-wing activists should be in a row 15 deep in front of a stall when Kamala is “dropping the kids into the pool”.
Talk about being someone’s mia! She is the first VP in history to be found only with Amber Alert.
But my favorite hypocrite: the shape-shifting Kirsten Powers, who spent many nights in solitude lecturing us about how much we mean to women in politics, and that a lack of grace is the fabric of America. was destroying. But now that she’s on CNN, her opinion has changed.
It’s amazing what 300 bucks a week and free hair and makeup will do. She claims that she was shocked that people were upset with the goons chasing Sinima in the stall.
Her reasoning – if Sinima didn’t want them to follow her into the bathroom, she shouldn’t have gone to the bathroom! Damn – that’s all missing, “she was asking for it.”
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Yes, how dare the Senator use the bathroom, and how dare he show off his well-rounded moderate answers for the world to see! And why the need to use the toilet?! Just do what other Democrat senators do and piss on his constituents!
So this is the story of two Kirsten – one denied a safe place in the restroom, and the other buckling down on the idea of general decency. Sorry Powers: There’s a time and a place for guys to make demands, and it’s not in the ladies’ room… trust me, I’ve tried.
More important: Here you have the powers to shame a woman in need of a bathroom while pretending to be the bullying tactics of the Left. This, from a woman who once said, “In our pugilistic take-no-prisoners era, it is decidedly countercultural to preach grace to those on the other side of the political fence.” Yes – this is one of the quotes about the grace of the powers. Turns out she’s just as beautiful a stair climber as Biden.
One thing is for sure – there is a crowd behind him. Sinima’s bullying was welcomed on Twitter. But you would think that those who preach grace would rather hand out pitchers to the crowd than challenge them. He is hardly like Christ.
But once politics poisons the mind, you have idiots justifying all kinds of extremism. It’s a spectrum, from confronting people at dinner to physically assaulting them. We called it Antifa… They called it an “idea”.
Meanwhile, angry moms and dads are treated like they’re holding IEDs in the faculty’s parking lot. Double Standard is like a stink in the Capitol Hill men’s room.
Take Rand’s wife, Kelly Paul, writing: “A mob held us hostage for ten minutes, spat and threatened to kill us. No charge! Fake anthrax and death threats were sent to our house. Someone No charges! Now just learned the guy who called Rand’s Senate office wouldn’t be charged with threatening to shoot us.”
I wondered if Kirsten Powers thought she was coming. Hey, if you didn’t want to be threatened with death – maybe just stay away from the limelight. Return to the kitchen Keep your mouth shut It’s very Taliban.
It’s amazing how much the abandoned women have in common with those woman-haters. And I’m not even talking about his sandals or beard. They both share joy in coercion as a means of silencing oppressed women.
Taliban will pelt stones on a woman for showing an inch of ankle! Leftists will reprimand a politically moderate woman for showing an ounce of gum.
If there were more Taliban, Biden would be sending them weapons.
This article “Gutfeld!” Adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 7, 2021 edition of