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    Takedown of John Oliver’s Ted ‘Cancun’ Cruise: As Brutal As You Will Expect

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    “Next is the saga of Ted F * cking Cruise,” announced John Oliver in this week’s edition Last week tonight.

    You knew it was coming, and it would be a cruel follow-up to the cruel hell of Texas, and Oliver (like the inevitable) SNL Le) did not disappoint. He The fiasco annoys many members of the GOP at the fiasco (and we’ll get there soon), but the most maligned senator on the host’s sh * t list was his reputation worse than freezing Texas for his flight. done. Sunshine, hot Cancun. Once Cruz realized the backlash, he spent only one night in Mexico and booked a return flight to shame, blaming only his daughters for his evil eyesight. John Oliver wasn’t buying the “mistake” and “good dad” excuses, and he blows up Cruz to decide that “the first rule of fatherhood throws your daughters into the bus at the first opportunity.” He Given that Heidi Cruz’s lesson series exposed Ted’s lies to all:

    “I mean it’s incredible. Ted Cruz (who remembers wanting to be president) told the world that he was rogue in international travel by twins, then became cyber crooks by coming home from the Internet, leaving his wife in a different country. But single parents left for two children. To find out who has committed her in her mother group. This is all amazing. “

    Oliver continued down the track, destroying Republicans over a decade ago to deny head lessons and keep Texas away from the federal power grid, a move that eventually left residents of the Lone Star state without electricity, heat Dia, and amid poorly aged tweets from their leaders. Also no surprise: Oliver had no patience for the crowd at Blem the Green New Deal, including Tucker Carlson, who received this comeback: “Calling Windmills silly fashion accessories is just absurd.”

    Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who declared the Green New Deal “fatal,” Oliver, “He Horsesh * t ”knows how Texas uses wind energy for only a quarter of its total electricity, while preferring to rely on fossil fuels and thermal heat sources of energy. And former Energy Secretary Rick Perry (who said that power loss in an icy storm is preferable to federal regulation of the state grid), Oliver, who referred to the former-dancing with the StarsA twelfth-place finish from a few years ago, was enough: “Oh f * ck from Rick Perry.” This is the appropriate response.

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